tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

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ras-al-ghul-is-dead:

A silent protest in Love Park, downtown Philadelphia orchestrated by performance artists protesting the murder of Michael Brown in Ferguson. The onslaught of passerby’s  wanting to take photos with the statue exemplifies the disconnect in American society.  Simply frame out the dead body, and it doesn’t exist.  

Here are some observations by one of the artists involved in the event:

I don’t know who any of these folks are.

They were tourists I presume.

But I heard most of what everything they said. A few lines in particular stood out. There’s one guy not featured in the photos. His friends were trying to get him to join the picture but he couldn’t take his eyes off the body.

"Something about this doesn’t feel right. I’m going to sit this one out, guys." "Com’on man… he’s already dead."

(Laughs.)

There were a billion little quips I heard today. Some broke my heart. Some restored my faith in humanity. There was an older white couple who wanted to take a picture under the statue.

The older gentleman: “Why do they have to always have to shove their politics down our throats.” Older woman: “They’re black kids, honey. They don’t have anything better to do.”

One woman even stepped over the body to get her picture. But as luck would have it the wind blew the caution tape and it got tangle around her foot. She had to stop and take the tape off. She still took her photo.

There was a guy who yelled at us… “We need more dead like them. Yay for the white man!”

"One young guy just cried and then gave me a hug and said ‘thank you. It’s nice to know SOMEBODY sees me.’

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  • Satan: [appears]
  • Satan: You can have anything you wan--
  • Me: LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What?
  • Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What the--?
  • Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
  • Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
  • Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.

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I was tagged by cmtmrqz

1. Name: Jorge

2. What’s your URL? human-in-growth

3. What’s your blog name? Game of Persuasion

4. Have a crush? Do I have to upload a picture of him? (Yes, I’m gay).       In any case I don’t have a crush on someone as of now.

5. What’s your favourite colour? Maroon, green and grey.

6. Write something in all caps..

YE

7. Got a favorite band/artist: I REALLY love Florence + The Machine (she’s the bae), Bastille and Coldplay.

8. Favorite number: 1024

9. Favorite Drink: Lemonade, Wine (white) and Tequila… Ye…

Now tag 10 more people to play with: 

aglezbsedatives-and-preservatives, anchorforderek, pohyoh, carrot-tea-time, alittlepursefallsoutofmymouth, karla-v, always—a—lesson, cultureof-thepopular

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See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = hEY YOu, Yes You. I wanT 2 Eat UR ASS
RAINBOW = BED PLZ.

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syphilyssa:

i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom

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hickeybickeyboo:

you know what sucks

having a great orgasm

but then having a cramp in the middle of said orgasm 

so the two sensations cancel each other out

get to know me meme: [1/5] favorite albums » Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends

Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends, often referred to as simply Viva la Vida, is the fourth studio album by British alternative rock band Coldplay, released on 11 June 2008 on Parlophone. The album was named after a Spanish phrase that translates in English as “Live the life”, although it can also be taken as “Long live life”. Lyrically, the album contains references to love, life, death, and war.

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When a ship you don’t like gets together

themarvellousmagnusbane:

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